Did you find your true love If your thoughts turn to your potato chips stash or an ongoing Netflix affair, you may need help in the de amour department. When you’re ready to hang out with a soul mate, it’s time to get serious. This mythical flying cherub with love arrows that magically brings you together with the one person you won’t kill because you removed the cap from the toothpaste but won’t cut it.
Any plan to get you out of the doldrums of your love life needs real bite, not the weak gums of a fat baby. What if the ideal matchmaker was an infallible judge of character and flaw … and furry and adorable like everyone else? What if Cupid was … a dog? Maybe your dog specifically?
Cupid Cutie: First of all, he’d be way cuter. And do you have a much better name, like St. Fluffentine, Dapper Dog, Matchmaker Muttenstein or, for the less resourceful, Pupid.
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No ice to break: Who needs to melt the ice when an animated Adora dog is there to melt awkwardness, spark conversation, and offer the comforting bonds of something that is common?
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The perfect matchmaker: The partner verification process is suddenly very simple. We all know that dogs naturally know who is good and who is not. Pupid would weed out the people he knows are bad for you.
Simply with this arrow: St. Fluffentine’s “arrow” wouldn’t be a cold tip, but a 6 foot leash ready to entangle two star crossed lovers, and a lolling tongue perfect for dog kisses, thoughts on human hickey could lead.
Additional attraction: Dapper Dog makes you appear more attractive to the opposite sex. Who wouldn’t want that? Studies after studies show that animal lovers – especially dog lovers – exhibit more positive traits like loyalty, compassion, and kindness.
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Go your way to love: Shy? A homebody? Walking a dog is one of the easiest ways to make friends. Matchmaker Muttenstein gives you the motivation to come out and hang out where other dog lovers tend to be: dog parks, dog beaches, dog-friendly hiking trails, and pet shops – all perfect places for pupid to get their work done.
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Digs under the surface: St. Fluffentine focuses on quality instead of superficiality. If you’re not an Ivy high school graduate and make money but have a heart of gold, a witty sensitivity, and a sense of adventure, this fluffy flufflebutt of love will help others see and appreciate your many charms.
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Double the dog: While Dapper Dog is in the process of helping you find a whirlwind romance that will last, he would also look after his own interests and match you with a sweetheart who also has a great dog to romp with and his Can spend days.
Continue reading: Why do dogs win our hearts?
